Johnny Vegas

Don't drink, don't smoke, don't chew and don't go with girls who do. Nothing in that golden rule of good evangelical behavior that precludes a little roll at the craps table. But there are so many rules, who can keep them all straight - let alone work them into easy to remember rhymes. Looks like the man representing the right isn't measuring up to the moral standard of the Christian base, don't worry John, in our experience few people do.